FMYLIFE

You have to check out this website. Even though it is people giving pointed reasons as to why their life is fucked, this brings me pleasure, laughter, and lifts my spirit. I don't think I'm evil here, it just puts my fucked up life into perspective, LOL. My 3 favorites so far today...

'Today, while in our communal showers in the highschool football locker room, I started to swing my penis around because it feels good and I was alone. Two minutes later the rest of the team hops into the shower with me. 30 dudes, one self-induced boner. FML.'

'Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her exiting her room....my electric tothbrush in her hand. FML'

'Today, I was walking my son to school. After yelling at him for not looking where he's walking, I grabbed his hand and pulled him closer to me. Not paying attention, I walked him right into a light pole. FML'