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Why Math is Taught in School (Written By A Very Wise Man)
> >
> >I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver
> >cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing him to have to drive on to
> >the shoulder to avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the driver
> >enough that he hung his arm out his window and 'flipped' the woman off.
> >
> >Man, that guy is stupid,' I thought to myself. I ALWAYS smile
> >nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me
> >in traffic, and I drive 48 miles each way every day to work.
> >
> >That's 96 miles each day.
> >
> >Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper.
> >
> >Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8-lane highway.
> >There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles.
> >That works out to be 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars.
> >
> >Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper-to-bumper, I
> >figure I pass at least another 4000 cars.
> >
> >That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars
> >that I pass every day.
> >
> >Statistically, females drive half of these.
> >
> >That's 18,000 women drivers!
> >
> >In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS.
> >
> >That's 642.
> >
> >According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as
> >dissatisfying or unrewarding.
> >
> >That's 449.
> >
> >According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of all females
> >have seriously considered suicide or homicide.
> >
> >That's 98.
> >
> >And 34% describe men as their biggest problem.
> >
> >That's 33
> >
> >According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all females
> >carry weapons, and this number is increasing.
> >
> >That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one
> >female that has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has
> >seriously considered suicide or homicide, has PMS, and is armed.
> >
> >Flip one off? ....... I think not.