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    Tuesday, October 16, 2007

    the BUT

    I have to bite this from How I Met Your Mother from tonight. Damn, i haven't said bite in forever. To use it in another sentence, 'y u gotta bite my style'. So I wonder what would or do people say when they try and set me up. Because I'm sure its the same some stuff, hes cute, hes funny, smart, sweet, he dresses good, and comes from good family and is religious and hes not a FOB or a nerd (in the most popular definition). But what about the other half. Because its getting to that age where if I was a girl I would ask whoever was playing matchmaker, 'why is thie guy single then? whats the BUT'

    It's hard to turn that inside and really look at yourself from others viewpoints at to what your negative qualities are. So I'm going to make it funny for my own entertainment.

    He's clumsy - expect if you eat out, he will spill on himself. Its a genetic thing that he inherited from his mom. (FYI there is a downside to big boobies)
    He's a yuppy - falls in love with classics and fads and gets too involved and sentimental, nostalgic over things like.... Lord of the Rings and Star Wars and Amoeba music store and the beach or the Ken McDonald Golf Course or THE SPOT(see nerd blast from above).
    He'S a Metrosexual - he does kind fancy his clothes and his eyebrows and how his butt looks in jeans all those things that men shouldn't pay that much attention to much less worry be concerned about.

    eh, eff it I'm out. see ya in daygo

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