King Tee

I am the king of free t-shirts. This has been well established over the years. No one gets more free t-shirts than me. I'm given free shirts, I win free shirts, people buy them for me as gifts because they know I wear them and I value them. I was at Lucky Strike, a very posh, upscale bowling alley. This place is practically a club after 9pm. And they pretty much have a club dress code. I couldn't even get in with a soccer jersey that had a collar! So I told the guy how I had a free party that I had won a free game, blah blah blah. So the guy gave me a free shirt to wear. It's almost to a point where I have way too many shirts and I can't take any more. But it is inevitable.