huh? what did she just say??

Before I start piling on Miss Teen South Carolina for her misuse of the english language and giving me something to laugh and make fun of for the rest of my life, I just want to tell you why its ok. She'll be fine because she's attractive and she'll get by. There's no need to feel sorry for her because she put herself in the public eye and she got rattled and spewed some verbal diarrhea.

My favorite parts:
1. US Americans
2. some people in our country dont have maps... - yeah thats the solution we dont have maps, lets hand them out like bibles
3. therefore, such as.... - all-time classic right there. trying to sound smart but just not pulling it off. thats a damn fine US American right there!!
4. the Iraq - that's almost borderline racist to me, I can hear her saying the blacks, the asians, the latinos... maybe thats just me, regardless its pretty funny
6. help South Africa and the Asian countries - how did they get dragged into this??
7. if you watch closely you can see where she thinks shes on a roll but she flames out, and it really wasnt much of a roll
8. the BELL!!! hahaha, they had to shut her down!!