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    Wednesday, August 29, 2007

    huh? what did she just say??

    Before I start piling on Miss Teen South Carolina for her misuse of the english language and giving me something to laugh and make fun of for the rest of my life, I just want to tell you why its ok. She'll be fine because she's attractive and she'll get by. There's no need to feel sorry for her because she put herself in the public eye and she got rattled and spewed some verbal diarrhea.

    My favorite parts:
    1. US Americans
    2. some people in our country dont have maps... - yeah thats the solution we dont have maps, lets hand them out like bibles
    3. therefore, such as.... - all-time classic right there. trying to sound smart but just not pulling it off. thats a damn fine US American right there!!
    4. the Iraq - that's almost borderline racist to me, I can hear her saying the blacks, the asians, the latinos... maybe thats just me, regardless its pretty funny
    6. help South Africa and the Asian countries - how did they get dragged into this??
    7. if you watch closely you can see where she thinks shes on a roll but she flames out, and it really wasnt much of a roll
    8. the BELL!!! hahaha, they had to shut her down!!


    Tuesday, August 28, 2007

    ever heard of a rearview mirror check?

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    And his car....

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    What kind of moron to do you have to be? So this guy backed out of my friend's culdesac up in the supernice part of Beverly Hills going god knows how fast. He said he was on the phone and that he wasn't paying attention. I was inside at my friends get together. Luckily one of my friends went around the corner to go check out Brittney Spears' house and heard the crash came held the guy there until we could all come out.

    Here's the punch line; this jackass was at the party! I didn't even know it because he was outside drinking and I was inside hanging with my college friends. Not that there was more than 25 people there, but his house is big enough to not see someone especially if you're not looking for them.

    Another hassle to deal with...

    This guy was typical Beverly Hills kid and he's lucky I didn't call the cops or he would've gotten a DUI. At least I have a convertible for the next week or so...

    Sunday, August 26, 2007

    hinduism summarized

    Principles
    1. God Exists: One Absolute OM.
    One Trinity: Brahma, Vishnu, Maheshwara (Shiva)
    Several divine forms
    2. All human beings are divine
    3. Unity of existence through love
    4. Religious harmony
    5. Knowledge of 3 Gs: Ganga (sacred river), Gita (sacred script), Gayatri (sacred mantra)

    DISCIPLINES
    1. Satya (Truth)
    2. Ahimsa (Non-violence)
    3. Brahmacharya (Celibacy, non-adultery)
    4. Asteya (No desire to possess or steal)
    5. Aparighara (Non-corrupt)
    6. Shaucha (Cleanliness)
    7. Santosh (Contentment)
    8. Swadhyaya (Reading of scriptures)
    9. Tapas (Austerity, perseverance, penance)

    Thursday, August 23, 2007

    Crossroads

    I have to make some major decisions this week. 1 was made for me and it freaking sucks. The decision would have been very hard but atleast I would've made it for myself. I might talk about that later because its wayyy tooo tied to too many other things.

    Way too tired, way too late. Curb my inner monologue until later when things seem more clear. Lets just same I'm sleeping on it...

    But I do have one highlight for the day. Someone told me that I was selling them to the dogs... hahaha

    What was meant was that I was throwing them to the wolves, or throwing them under the bus. For the first time ever, I sold someone to the dogs. How could I do that to someone?!?!

    Tuesday, August 21, 2007

    crystal clear

    It took me a long time to say this without having any doubt or reservations but now I know this to be fact.

    My ex-girlfriend continues to look for ways to tear me apart. Voluntarily working with her its more evident than before. It seems that anytime anything goes wrong its somehow related to my blunders or negligence. And when others make mistakes theyre given the benefit of the doubt or have a logical reason as to why they made a mistake. But those rules don't apply to me if I try to use them.

    Imagine someone trying to blame you for their flight being delayed.

    On the other hand I try to be sensible and not bring any personal feelings into this business relationship. I don't know...

    Thursday, August 16, 2007

    if u dont have anything nice to say....

    That's what mom always says anyways.

    You know there's a reason why they call them ex-girlfriends. We don't call them friends, we don't call them acquaintances, or whatever. It's because they remember you were to them and they remind you of that intentionally, unintentionally.. consciously, subconciously. You can't be anything better but you can be worse.

    You can do your best to keep things superficial and pleasant without getting involved. You can keep to yourself and work with them if you have to. But they just do their best to push those crazy buttons. Because there's no way they talk to other people the way they talk to you and vice-versa. And that's why I need to go soak in the hot tub.

    >(

    came and went

    This summer came and went.
    My good friend Raja came and went.
    Another year came and went.
    And somehow I still feel like I'm in the same place that I was last year at this time.

    Kinda deflating....

    Tuesday, August 14, 2007

    "Operation Shutdown"

    One of my favorite phrases of all time. What former Boston Redsox outfielder said when he demanded a trade to another team. He said if he wasnt traded, he would go into, "Operation Shutdown" for the rest of the season. That's hilarious!

    Anyways my body is going into Operation Shutdown right now. I played 2 hours of some of the most intense basketball I've played in years. Not only that, it was good run and ofcourse I shined like the star I am, hahah!

    I needed the stress relief and I needed to feel like I just exhausted alot of that stress on the court. Problem is my body is in shock. At one point I thought my heart was going to explode out of my chest because of the cardio workout. And mind you a play twice a week so thats a pretty intense workout. My head is exhausted, my body is drained and I'm going to sleep the earliest I have in weeks, months maybe.

    My body is going to take it out on me even more tommorrow I'm sure.

    more ladder

    The Ladder Theory is assumed to be correct for all classical phenomena. There do seem to be some "hidden" variables that modify the Ladder to some extent. These variables do not affect the rating system, nor do they affect the fundamental theorems of the Ladder. They do, however, modify how we act with regard to the Ladder.


    These are the hidden variables that have been identified.

    Religiosity:

    While most people, even people who believe in God, will have sex before they are
    married and thus fall under the rules of the ladder, some people are so religious they will not have sex until they are married. In this case, the Ladder should be modified as follows: change instances of 'would have sex with' to be 'would like to have sex with.' This works because while religious people have the same impulses, they choose to deny them as opposed to embracing them.

    Drunkenness:

    Of course when drunk we do things we wouldn't do otherwise. Usually when sobriety sets in, there is a return to the tenets of the ladder theory. In most cases, it should be noted, repressed Americans use being drunk as an excuse to do what they wanted to do anyway, so one should be very careful in applying this variable. For example, I'm drunk as I type this, but I would have typed it anyway, even though I might fall back on that excuse if there are a lot of typos in there or it doens't stand up to peer review. Do not let me get away with this. thats not me thats the original author, im as sober as a monkey.

    Loyalty:

    A lot of people have asked about the significant others of friends and if they are special cases of the Ladder. They are not. These are not your friends. These are virtual friends. For example, a friend of mine is hooking up with a girl. I like her, she's great, we get along, etc... But when they break up she is dead to me. Or if the friend leaves the picture the normal rules of the Ladder apply. So are we really friends? Of course not. We are conditional friends. This does not affect where she goes on the Ladder. Think of it like this: the Ladder is a rating system, and I'll rate her along with everyone else based on how much I would like them.

    What desperation does is shift downward the line of quality. There is a line on the ladder that is the quality of the last person you were with. Since one of the purposes of life, if not the purpose, is to move up the ladder, you want someone above this line. Sometimes you can't find someone above this line. This leads to a virtual shift in the line downward as one gets more and more in need. But in terms of what a person wants, nothing changes -- you'd leave your desperation fuck for someone else with the requisite ladder attributes.

    Hidden Variables and Sanity

    Note that all known hidden variables are indicative of an altered consciousness of some kind. At the 'limit of sanity' the Classical ladder's rating system still applies. So I don't feel that these change the core theory, but explain times when the theory is not able to be applied because your perception is wrong. I don't agree that these are altered states of mind accept for being hammered. Everything else is realistic and fiber in a human moral formula. There's all these things that we take into consideration then thare's all these things that we come realize. That's why we have to think things through and get stressed about it.
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    IF A MAN FINDS YOU ATTRACTIVE YOU CANNOT BE FRIENDS

    Many women want to argue this point and say things like " I have lots of guy friends." Maybe. There are exactly 3 cases identified whereby a guy and a girl can be friends:

    1. The guy is gay
    2. The guy does not find you attractive.
    3. The guy already has a woman much higher than you on the ladder
    4. You're related somehow in blood or some other way.

    Even Nietzsche knew this. Most guys know this intuitively. Most girls doubt. I have a challenge for all of you girls who still doubt. Pick a guy who does not meet any of the criterion on the above list that you think is your friend. Then ask yourself this question: If you were both alone at his place one night, and you excused yourself to the bathroom and came out naked and asked him to have sex with you would he:

    1. Tell you he doesn't want to risk the beautiful friendship you have created with messy physical entanglements.
    2. Comply

    Remember this only works if you are honest with yourself.

    Monday, August 13, 2007

    experience of a lifetime

    Rock the Bells was unbelievable. I got on stage for Wu-tang clan's performance (my favorite musical group of all-time) and Rage Against the Machine. It was so freaking awesome I can't even put it into words. I'll have to put the pictures up once I get them. I mean it was just amazing to see all the groups I wanted to see. It was an entirely different to be on stage under a scaffolding stage right a few feet away...

    Even though that concert was time-consuming and doubly exhausting, it was so worth it and I'll cherish those memories forever! Very few people I think have seen in that state of euphoria. The people that I talked to after the concert said I couldn't be more excited in my life from the sounds of it. Yeah pretty much...

    Sunday, August 12, 2007

    CONSTRUCTION OF THE LADDER

    IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER!

    This image of the Man's ladder is not completely in-line with what my modified version of this theory is. For everywhere it says 'fuck' change that with would have a relationship and/or hook-up. Trust me girls, there's plenty of guys would hook-up with you in a moment's notice if you offered to. And the scary part is a lot of guys that you consider friends would surprise you. Also, what is scary are the guys that wouldn't either.


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    So it should be self-evident, if you are following this at all, that the people you want to be with the most will be at the top of the ladder. Descending down to the bottom of the ladder we pass the following people:

    1. The people we really want, who may even be out of our league, are on top but not necessarily a reality.
    2. Then come the people we like we just have some hesitations or have a hang-up.
    3. Moving further down we pass the people who we would if 1 or 2 things were different about them.
    4. At the bottom are the people we would fuck drunk, and would lie about doing it later. I would rather say these are the people that are our friends and acquaintances. People, to say not so politely... really don't have a chance with us.

    Now let's take a look at what the typical woman's ladder looks like:

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    The first thing to notice here is that a woman has not one ,but two ladders. This is because in addition the normal ladder, a woman also has a friends ladder. The friends ladder is where a woman puts guys that she considers "just friends". More to the point where she puts guys who don't get to have sex with her.

    The problem arises because a woman never lets a guy know which ladder he is on. Obviously there is a huge difference, or gap between these two ladders. It is in this gap that kisses of death are delivered. All a man can do is "go for it" and make a move on a girl; ask her out, try to kiss her, write her a love note or whatever. If he's on the good ladder fine. If he is on the friends ladder this is a case of ladder jumping. The man is trying to jump the gap from the friends ladder to the real ladder. The girl has two choices at this point: she can let him on the ladder and all is well, or, more likely, she can kick him in the head, and off the ladder. If you look you'll see that below the ladder is the Abyss(what was it Nietzsche said about a man being on a rope stretched over an Abyss?....well it's worse than he thought; there is no rope.) So the man falls into the Abyss. The Abyss isn't really as bad as it sounds. Mostly it's a period of self-loathing, embarrassment, and of course utter awkwardness with the girl in question if they are talking at all.

    To fully illustrate the point I'll now examine some common scenarios and their ladder theory explanations. For purposes of these examples Tom will be our boy and Jane will be out girl.

    Scenario 1: Tom meets Jane. She's pretty and seems interesting to talk to. Tom and Jane start hanging out and talking more and more. Tom develops an attraction to Jane, and one day tries to kiss her. Jane tell Tom she doesn't think of him that way and she wants to remain friends. The next few weeks contact between the two falls off. Jane is now chasing a guy who has no interest in her at all.

    Ladder Theory Explanation: Tom met Jane. Tom was immediately placed on the friends ladder. Tom didn't know this. Tom tried to jump ladders. Jane kicked Tom in the head rather than lead him on and sent him hurtling to the Abyss below. The new guy was NEVER was not on her friends ladder (they never are) but rather on her good ladder.

    Scenario 2: Tom meets Jane. She's cute and seems smart. After an appropriate amount of time he asks her out on a date. She accepts and they have what seems to be a perfectly nice date. Tom thinks he has a chance with Jane. He asks her out again. She says no, either explicitly or by never returning his phone call. Tom has no idea what the Hell just happened. Jane gets back with her EX who is completely wrong for her but holds on to the relationship because she 'feels right' yet is entirely wrong for all the right reasons(puke).

    Ladder Theory Explanation: Jane misrepresented which ladder Tom was on. He thought he was on the good ladder because of her acceptance of the date. Mistake. This led to an unintentional ladder jump. He was kicked into the Abyss. In this situation, Jane often wants to stay friends because you are so interesting and funny or some shit like that.

    Scenario 3: A girl says any of the following to you:

    * "You're like a brother to me"
    * "You're like a big teddy bear"
    * "I feel like I can talk to you about anything"
    * "You're so nice"
    * "Can you help me with my homework"


    Ladder Theory Explanation: You are on the friends ladder. So Sorry.

    You can see that a lot of problems can be avoided(though sadly not problem two) by declaring as soon as possible to a girl that you will not be friends under any circumstances. You can explain that she is too attractive or you can be blunt and say you don't want to bend your "friends" over a table and fuck them, but would rather play poker and go to the races with them, thus disqualifying her from friendship. As long as you are clear. OR you can say this and this has been come to be a philosophy of mine; I have enough friends to do stuff with. I have enough friends that I don't get spend enough time with and I'm always feeling guilty about. This may scare a girl away.

    Friday, August 10, 2007

    Rock the Bells

    First and foremost. I will finish the Ladder Theory this weekend, promise.

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    I am so excited about this concert. All my favorite artists, the Wu and Rage, 2 groups I grew up on. VIP tickets, VIP parking, VIP meet and greets with the Artists, free giveaways, free food and drinks. Once in a lifetime!!!!

    I can't believe I'm getting a chance to see Wu-Tang Clan and the Roots in the same night.

    Now who do I take with me that will enjoy it as much as I will?????

    And all thanks to George Wellinger for kissing my ass because he's dating my best friend. You da man georgieboy!!!

    Tuesday, August 07, 2007

    Great salad recipe

    Those fresh, delicious summer salads that sustain life in sauna-like weather? They can do a lot more than keep you cool. In fact, five salad veggies turn out to be antioxidant superstars. Toss a handful into any bowl and you'll instantly up your defenses against everything from wrinkles to heart disease and even help make your RealAge younger. Then season some olive oil and vinegar with a few of the herbs and spices below and you'll punch up the antioxidant power even more. Health food doesn't get any easy-breezier!

    5 Superstar Veggies
    Artichokes
    Radishes
    Broccoli
    Red chicory
    Leeks

    7 Stellar Seasonings
    Sage
    Rosemary
    Marjoram
    Thyme
    Tarragon
    Cumin
    Fresh ginger
    Garlic


    The #1 Vegetable
    Of the 27 vegetables scientists studied, the almighty artichoke led the antioxidant pack. Plus it's rich in both fiber and folate, two good-for-you nutrients. Look for plump but compact globe-like artichokes with thick, green, fresh-looking scales.

    The Runners-Up
    Radishes, broccoli, and even luscious leeks are stocked in most supermarkets. But what's red chicory? An Italian salad favorite with an oddly appealing bitter taste. Try mixing it with romaine.

    The High-Powered Herbs and Spices
    Sage, rosemary, and thyme...when Simon and Garfunkel made them famous, nobody knew they had disease-fighting powers. Cumin, a spice used heavily in Indian food, is even more impressive, as is ginger. But experiment: All of these seasonings are simple ways to boost the health -- and flavor -- of any salad (soups too). Here's a get-you-started recipe.

    COOL-BEANS ARTICHOKE SALAD
    This elegant mix is both light and filling -- perfect to serve a few friends on a sultry night.
    Serves 4

    10 baby artichokes, peeled and quartered
    2 cups diagonally cut asparagus
    1/3 cup thinly sliced radishes
    3 green onions, thinly sliced
    1 19-oz. can white beans, rinsed and drained
    3 cloves garlic, minced
    2 tsp. lemon juice
    1 Tbsp. olive oil
    1/4 tsp. salt
    1/8 tsp. black pepper
    8 large romaine leaves

    1. Steam the artichokes for 8 minutes. Add the asparagus and steam about 2 minutes more, or until crisp-tender. Drain and run vegetables under cold water. Let cool.
    2. Make dressing: Whisk together garlic, lemon juice, olive oil, salt, and pepper.
    3. Combine radishes, onions, and beans in salad bowl with half of dressing and toss well. Gently stir in artichokes and asparagus.
    4. To serve, place 2 romaine leaves each on four plates. Divide salad equally among plates and drizzle with remaining dressing.

    Saturday, August 04, 2007

    King Tee

    I am the king of free t-shirts. This has been well established over the years. No one gets more free t-shirts than me. I'm given free shirts, I win free shirts, people buy them for me as gifts because they know I wear them and I value them. I was at Lucky Strike, a very posh, upscale bowling alley. This place is practically a club after 9pm. And they pretty much have a club dress code. I couldn't even get in with a soccer jersey that had a collar! So I told the guy how I had a free party that I had won a free game, blah blah blah. So the guy gave me a free shirt to wear. It's almost to a point where I have way too many shirts and I can't take any more. But it is inevitable.

    Wednesday, August 01, 2007

    a few bullet points

    I'll continue the Ladder Theory maybe tomorrow. I just had some random thoughts cross my mind today.

    1. Sorries have a limit to them. One of my friends who's just a dumbass when it comes to life in general continues to apologize after he does foolish things. He always runs late, he always is just behind in life. Maybe I'm venting but sometimes you just want to shake someone and tell them, "get your act together, otherwise everyone is going to think you're a joke.'

    2. We get comfortable in our lives and we think that we know people are thinking about us. We think we know what they saying about us. Well... we really don't know those things until you get blindsided by someone. And they tell you what others are thinking and others are DOING on your behalf. WHAT?!?! That's what you think on the inside but on the outside you're inquisitive and curious trying to not sound too eager to know. It is comforting to me that people care enough to do things behind my back. Sounds weird but I'm not that concerned about it.

    3. I didn't realize it until earlier tonight but it's been a year since my then-girlfriend and I officially decided to do the long distance thing. Its crazy how I can remember some things so perfectly and I can forget important, daily things I shouldn't lose sight of. We talked from late night until early morning. It was nice thinking back...

    4. If you haven't been following the whole Michael Vick saga. Let me summarize it. The guy was the most electrifying player the NFL has ever seen. Michael Jordan with a cannon for a left arm. The guy was the best running back in the NFL and he played quarterback!! He was my favorite football player. So now he is facing Federal Indictments for being a the ring leader of a dog fighting ring. It didn't take them long to indict him seeing how long it takes for them to indict.. oh I don't know, Barry Bonds, the Gambino crime family, etc... That definitely doesn't look good for him, the other part that spells disaster for him is how one of his Co-defendants pleaded guilty already. Uh Oh. I don't want to give out the details on all the atrocities that went on but I will deliver one thing because it ties into my last point of the evening. They electrocuted the dogs that lost or that didn't want to fight. They didn't do anything humanely even though they shouldn't be doing anything at all. Let them live. Why kill them? Why stick them in water and electrocute them?

    Going with the logic that these a-holes used, since these dogs were electrocuted for not living up to their potential, doesn't that mean Michael Vick should have seen seen a toaster in the bathtub like 2 years ago? I know that was uncalled for, but damn Mike...

    not exactly the ladder theory....

    To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait"
    To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful."
    To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her.
    To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick.
    To every guy who has given her flowers just because.
    To every guy that said he would die for her.
    To every guy that really would.
    To every guy that took time to do what she wanted to do.
    To every guy that she cried in front of.
    To every guy that holds hands with her.
    To every guy that kisses her with meaning.
    To every guy that hugs her when she's sad.
    To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all.
    To every guy who would give their jacket up for her.
    To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe.
    To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours
    just to see her for ten minutes.
    To every guy that would give his seat up.
    To every guy that just wants to cuddle.
    To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful
    no matter what.
    To every guy who told his secrets to her.
    To every guy that tried to show how much he cared
    through every word and every breath.
    To every guy that thought maybe this could be the one.
    To every guy that believed in her dreams.
    To every guy that would have done anything
    so she could achieve them.
    To every guy that never laughed at her
    when she told him her dreams.
    To every guy that walked her to her car.
    To every guy that gave his heart.
    To every guy who prays that she is happy
    even if you are not with her.

    you think they would learn

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