the mystery of my missing glasses

Noone can give a definitive answer to if I was wearing them on the golf course on Sunday morning. I was too tired to remember myself... The standard overall house search was done multiple times and people were called and questioned but no success. What is it in my brain that makes it possible for me to lose such things constantly. Usually I find them but this time it doesn't look like its going to happen.

Another trip home and another piece of me left there... along with my laundry which I forgot completely and left in the dryer. I've said this a million times already but I need an assistant.