my best friend, hahaha

Me: "After all the playboy playmates, and spring break, and all the cool stuff we did, holding that little lion cub was the highlight of my whole trip..."
Daisy: "And, thats why I love you..."

Daisy (to the guy she's dating): "Amit is the only guy that gets me."

Me: How do I know more any more than anybody else?? Truth is, I don't get her or her or any girls really... I just know how to stay out of her way when she's angry and how to make her feel better when she's sad. I also know how to deal with that time of the month (the trick is to anticpate the date by knowing a girl's menstrual cycle, it sounds really gross but you'll save yourself so much crap). It's pretty simple after going through a crazy learning curve just trying to deal with her. You have to keep things to yourself too. Because if you say one stupid thing, you WILL pay for it.

So this guy obviously got intimidated by our banter, and her comments towards me as any guy would. He did what they usually do, they try to impress me, try to care about what I'm saying, blah blah blah.... basically, not really impressive.

I forgot one thing to add to my last blog. One thing I forgot to say but forgot to add in. I have to give my ex-girlfriend some credit. She had the foresight to know that if she stayed with me any longer she would've been attached and the window for her to get out would close. She would be stuck. I can't blame her for that.