laker girl

I had to post this because it was too delicious. Besides, its good to have a good laugh with all the stuff that's coming out in VA.

Don't you just hate it when you're at the airport, minding your own business and politely trying to claw, bite and shove your way to the front of the boarding line when—suddenly—the obnoxious stewardess has the audacity to tell you that, "young children, people with disabilities and the elderly" need to board the plane first?

Well, that's exactly what happened to washed-up pop star (and over-medicated American Idol judge) Paula Abdul, on a recent Southwest Airlines flight from San Jose to Burbank, California.

Jeanette Wells reports!

She asked to be let on the plane and seated first,” an “eyewitness” told the Star. When Abdul was told that only young children, people with disabilities and the elderly were allowed to board early, she reportedly declared, “But I’m famous! I need to go on first!”

A number of fellow passengers heard the exchange, and one shouted at her: “You’re no Sanjaya! You have to board like everyone else.” That, according to the source, prompted a round of laughter from the others — except Abdul. (www.jossip.com)
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That is classic for so many reasons. I love it when washed up celebrities, self-inflated party goers, and just people with no idea of their self-image drop the, "DONT YOU KNOW WHO I AM?" card. Word to the wise, if you have to ask someone if they know who you are, pretty good freakin' chances that they don't know who you are and you obviouly not as important as you think you are!!!

And if you are a celebrity, then why the hell are you flying on Southwest? You know you're getting packed in like sardines and you know have to get into a fist-fight just to get some overhead cabin space or to avoid a middle seat. You know that going in Laker Girl, so why do you don't you fly on a private jet? Answer: Because you're not famous, or rich, obviously.

I think it's pathetic that someone would want to board a plane before children and people with disabilities. Maybe its my human side, but I don't get any satisfaction knowing that I got on a plane before someone who can't get on a plane by themselves. It's not like the plane is going to take off quicker. Well, she obviously wants to board a plane like a child, that should be the first hint.

Hope someone thought this was as funny as I did.