Amit... DEFINITELY Non-Hunter

So here's my funny PETA story. They did some 'scientific study' on hunters where it's another psychological thing to make up for having a small penis. HAHA, I wonder how they came up with this study.

Hunting Small Game

"New Study Links Hunting to Small Penis Size," said the press release, citing work from the "Diminutive Male Genitalia Disorder Research Organization."

Yes, it was another one of those April fool spoofs, this one from the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, and a couple of papers, including London's Independent, bit. But the PETA folks were surprised at an e-mail from Washington Times outdoors editor Gene Mueller.

"You might have something there. . . It might apply to a fellow I know who's not well endowed, but who's one heck of a hunter," Mueller wrote. "But then there's my brother, Lou, who's amply endowed but also loves to hunt."

Mueller says he "kind of suspected it was just tongue-in-cheek" and that he was just baiting his "enemies. They'd like nothing better than for me to disappear, because I write about hunting and I advocate hunting."

PETA spokesman Michael McGraw says outdoors writers such as Mueller "don't necessarily present a balanced view" and that the gag was "a lighthearted way to draw attention to a serious issue," which is "killing of defenseless animals."