funny shit

Since I've been called "clingy" I thought this was pretty funny. Not to crack on this guy or clingy guys, but isn't it better than being distant? I'm not saying me and this guy are anywhere near the same level, but its funny to read the response from the chick giving advice. "Goddess of Fire", hahahaha

Read below:

I’ve been going out with my boyfriend for about 5 months now and everything’s great we have lots in common to the point where we even share the same birthday. Only problem is he's very very clingy. It came to be a shock at first since it's usually the girlfriend you have to beat off with a stick, but when I bring it up he gets really upset to the point of crying. He's told me that he's been in some really bad relationships and girls have lost interest and I can see why. But I really do care about him, I’m just wondering if it’s always going to be this way. He's very insecure and thinks I’m going to find someone better. Whatever I say just doesn't seem to matter. Please help me, I really love do love this guy but he's driving me bonkers!

He has communicated why, and that is a huge step. Congratulate the boy! Now you can help, tell him he can txt you whenever he wants, give him total free reign, until he realises he does not need to anymore. Stroke his ego a little more, make him feel he is special, soon he will be comfortable with himself, secure with you, and you will have an awesome relationship. Your card is GODDESS OF FIRE - Creative flame, renewal, empowerment, insight – this card is excellent – you are the Goddess of Fire, you can create whatever you want in all of this, renew how you look at things, be empowered that this boy at least tells you why he feels the need to be clingy, when you have insight – you can deal with it.

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This is funny too. The Perfect Boyfriend!

Brave

Intelligent

Gentle

Polite

Energetic

Nutty

Industrious

Sensitive



And if all else fails, well ... read the CAPITAL LETTERS only!!

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This is something else that I find funny because know 1 person can possibly have all these qualities and be normal somehow. 43 freaking things, ru serious???

* Is a Leader
* Is Unique
* Loves me being unique
* Compliments on rare occasion therefore making compliments a sought after, rare and meaningful gift
* Likes me (waaaaay before even thinking of telling me he loves me)
* Takes me paintballing
* Smiles genuinely
* Values family
* Agrees that getting insanely drunk is a waste of valuable time and memory and while it may be the quickest way to forget your problems, it is also the quickest way to create them.
* Has honest eyes
* Is cute (hot would be a bonus)
* Is understanding and patient
* Is principled
* Will take me sailing
* Will never think of cheating or looking at another girl
* Communicates anything on his mind
* Is a great problem solver
* Is never cold
* Has a fexy voice
* Is diplomatic
* Loves God
* Will read to me for no reason
* Is chilled
* Has a special way of saying my name that sends shivers up my spine
* Is etiquette aware…
* Will never call me love, dahling, sweetheart, sugar, princess or honey… {pukes}...
* Is very thoughtful and slightly creative
* Notices small things
* Is a little clingy yet very independant
* Is very confident but nowhere near cocky
* Has a plan
* Puts up with my crazy flares now and then
* Tolerates my slight OCD and phobias
* Is an optomist
* Thinks i’m beautiful
* Has integrity

... Why do I have the feeling I’ll be looking for a very long time :(

Yeah u will be!!
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The funniest thing is if look for literature or content for guys and the perfect girlfriend its all jokes and humor. Either way it's all relative. Please leave comments if you got something to say!