"The Network"

This was a theory that me and a few friends in college developed that has yet to be disproven. It's called "The Network." It works like this; every girl in the world is networked to every girl in the world. For instance, I won't say names but a buddy from college hooked up with a girl. That girl in turn knew the cousin of a friend of somebody's boyfriend who somehow knew his ex-girlfriend from high school more than 100 miles away from LA. If you don't believe check out Friendster and find a friend who is obscure from your normal group and see how you are connect. You will be surprised. The whole theme of the network is unfortunately you can't keep secrets. The skeletons will find their way out the closet by one person or another. Also, guys, treat ladies right otherwise your operations will be boycotted by females. The network should not be feared it should be respected and used positively. You use the network for endorsements. Don't try and use it to get laid because it might work once or twice but eventually you will get burned as much as you burn others. There will be more on the characteristics on the Network later. I don't why I started to ramble about this now but I always wanted to spread the word about it and also I'm procrastinating on making phone calls for work. blah...